Monday, 24 May 2010

Save the Planet.

That's right, I have single handedly solved global warming.

The way I see it, the problem is cars. Cars apparently let out gases that make earth sad, and we can't have that.

Look at what you're doing, industry.

I'm well aware that there's something about factories and industry in there, but factories make cars, yes? And once cars are rendered obsolete, we therefore won't need any factories anymore. For anything. As you can see, I've done a lot of thinking, and my logic is flawless.

So, I hear you ask, what are we going to use instead of cars? How will we possibly get from point A to point B? The answer is simple.


The advantages of this are obvious, but in case you don't see the obvious superiority of ursine transportation, I'll point out the three biggest advantages.

1. Automobile theft will go down.

Which is easier, stealing a car:

Pictured: Car Crime

Or stealing a bear?

Pictured: Crime Prevention With Bears

Bears can defend themselves. Cars can't.

2. Bears are Safer.

According to thorough and diligent research (five minutes on wikipedia), there were about fourteen fatal bear attack incidents in North America in the last ten years. In comparison, in the US alone, in one year there were 42,815 people killed in car accidents. It's fairly clear which is the safe mode of travel here.

3. They're bears.

Enough said.

Petrol stations had better start selling honey and wild salmon. I'm expecting my cheque from Al Gore any day now.

Also, I really can't draw bears on ms paint

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